You started shutting yourself off pretty early on, and it turned out it was
the battery that was causing the issue. Unfortunately after I removed it
I was always tripping over your cord and shutting you off anyway.
It takes two to tango.
I spilled tea over your keyboard a couple of times and vacuumed
up a few of your keys. You retaliated by killing the mouse-pad.
You started shutting yourself off again, this time from overheating,
but you were put together in such a way that only a professional
could actually clean the fan (by dismantling the keyboard).
I feel that one was on you.
I dropped you on my foot until the start button broke. I had to pick out
the mechanism and after that you only started by shorting two wires.
Ok, I guess I had that one coming.
The third time you started shutting off randomly it was from a glitch
in the cord. I cut the cord, stripped the wires and connected your plug to
a cord from a 15-year-old dead laptop I luckily had lying around.
I still don't know how to feel about that one.
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and I've had t cy and aste since then It's getting d
but I guess this is yur way f teing me that we're thrugh
We'll just call it a tie, shall we?